fullmetalbenders:

typing really long tags then realizing you misspelled something

nevver:

Definition

therotmeister:

“I’m going to like this post so I can reblog it later”

slapface:

delladilly:

you guys sometimes i think we really ought to start using punctuation but then i’m like no fuck that punctuation just keeps words apart like lovers in the cold parisian rain

#my words are a joyous orgy of warmth and affection #AS GOD INTENDED

spectralradiance:

i wish i had a person who went down on me as much as tumblr does

alaynestone:

i wonder how much incest can i get away with posting on one blog

fuckyeahloldemort:

“hate is such a strong word”

yes you piece of shit that’s why i used it

sometimelow:

do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep

durik:

hyungstrider:

i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format